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Queer Eye For The Weiner Guy

Posted on | June 4, 2011 | 2 Comments

Might as well throw out my conspiracy theory for #Weinergate:

Anthony Weiner strikes me as a man who will one day be announcing (while choking back tears, naturally) that he is a gay man. Oh, how his life has been soooo tough because he was buried beneath the overwhelming conflict. Oh, how hard it is to face his constituents and admit the deception. Blah blah blah (Let’s face it, he tries way too hard to convince the world of how very heterosexual he is)

He has insisted that HE did not send the tweet in question. He will not say whether the junk in question is his.

Perhaps the junk is NOT his, but was sent to him by a special friend. Perhaps his wife discovered the pic on Weiner’s computer or cellphone, and, shocked & angered, she decided to send it out to the world.

Perhaps that is why he has not brought in the authorities, why he hasn’t said whose privates those are that have become public.

Or, ya’ know, it’s him and he is just ridiculously pathetic at dealing with an image damaging stumble.



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Category: humor, politics, technology

Comments

2 Responses to “Queer Eye For The Weiner Guy”

  1. CapitalistPig
    June 4th, 2011 @ 1:17 am

    I think you’re right. I believe the actual scandal is that he didn’t intend for his “brief” photo to go to a woman.

    Someone must have hacked his Twitter…off. (I couldn’t resist)

  2. Whipp
    June 18th, 2011 @ 8:06 pm

    David Vitter slept with a prostitue 7 years before it came to light. His wife already knew and had forgiven him. When it was made public he did not sit in his congressional office and lie for over a week. He came to the micro phones and confessed. Face it Weiner is a scum bag weiner that prays on woman just like Clinton did. He left himself open to all kinds of blackmail.

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