Vox

Musings, rants, rambling, general nonsense

Riddle

I was presented with this riddle today, and I am stumped so far. It supposedly has an actual answer. Any takers? I turn polar bares* white and I will maik* you cry. I make guys have to p* and girls comb their hare*. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I […]

Shoe Shopping

As if we need another reason to stock up on pretty footwear, now the right shoe can banish bumpy thighs. ✏

Quirky Definitions

So, the Arizona State Senate just passed a bill making it a crime to be in this country illegally. Um, isn’t something that is illegal already a crime? Just asking. But now it will be really, really a crime…and still get ignored. ✏

Scene Stealer

Well, it’s no surprise to me that the early buzz has Philip Seymour Hoffman stealing MI3 from Tom Cruise. Hoffman is an amazing actor, Cruise would have trouble acting his way out of a paper bag. It also isn’t a surprise that test audiences applaud when Cruise gets his butt kicked in the film. I […]

Jack Bauer

OK, I’ve never actually seen the show, but that didn’t stop me from laughing out loud at these Jack Bauer-isms. Examples: When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out. It’s no use crying over spilt milk… Unless that was Jack Bauer’s milk. Oh you are so screwed. In related news, he apparently […]

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