Vox

Musings, rants, rambling, general nonsense

Does This Post Make Me Look Fat?

Oscar Madison has a thorough analysis of several possible directions one might go when confronted with the question “Do I Look Fat?” It reminds me of when I was trying to teach my nephew how to navigate the treacherous waters of a girls questions. For instance, “Is that girl prettier than me?” Of course he […]

Performers & Prostitutes

Great quote from the Museum of Left Wing Lunacy Actors and singers are like prostitutes. I pay them for a service, to entertain me, and when they’re done providing that service I don’t want to hear word one from them. I’m paying them for a service, not for their opinion. However, they seem to think […]

Vox in a Box

Coming soon to a store near you: Your very own Vox doll. Wonder what kind of cool accessories she’ll have…? Wanna make your own? Visit the Doll Maker ✏

Inadvertent Humor

Over the weekend (OK, 2:30 Sunday morning) someone called my office and, apparently unaware they had connected, proceeded to have a fight with her boyfriend on voice mail. It is freaking hilarious – I have got to find a way to record it so I can post it here. She is all upset because our […]

As the Crow Flies

“Which is why, to bring us back to the theme with which I started this missive, sometimes it’s better to keep your thoughts to yourself.” But, in Tony’s case, I am glad he shares. ✏

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