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Random Late Night Humor

Gleaned from NewsMax KilbornIt was a big weekend for the candidates. President Bush talked about the improving economy. John Kerry emphasized his war record. Ralph Nader talked about an article he wrote one time about a toaster that explodes.Howard Dean has dropped out of the presidential race. He never recovered from that early disaster ✏

No ACLU in Holland

From ArcaMax Off The Wall: FED-UP shopkeepers are resorting to ruff justice after repeatedly falling victim to thieves. Stores in the Dutch city of Utrecht have installed dog cages on their shop floors, where they lock up shoplifters until police arrive. They say the threat of being caged in public is enough to keep even […]

Threat Level

I am just gonna steal the whole post from The Conservative Crust, word for word: Yesterday, Education Secretary Rod Paige called the National Education Association a terrorist organization. Well, one man’s terrorist is another man’s liberal mediocrity with no purpose in her life except the knavish destruction of Western civilization. Same difference. ✏

Life Is Hard…

…when you break the law. At least it should be. Now one of the lame-a** wastes of carbon matter, who held hostage and sexually assaulted a female guard for 15 days, is complaining that he didn’t get all the terms of the negotiated surrender. As Zonitics puts it, Boo Fricking Hoo. ✏

The Nader Card

So, you all know by now that Ralph Nader has decided to run once again. To which I say, so what? The only harm I see coming from this is that he provides the Democrats with a convenient scapegoat. If he gets even 50 votes in each state they will use him as an excuse […]

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