...One misunderstood dictator at a time. Who knew they were simply forerunners of the current "green" craze?
4. Crush a Third World Economic Development Movement. One of the most pressing threats facing our environment is rising income in Africa, Asia, and Latin America. A generation ago these proud little dark people were happily frolicking in the rain forest, foraging for organic foods amid the wonders of nature. Today, corrupted by wealth, they are demanding environmentally hazardous consumer goods like cars and air conditioning and malaria medicine. You can do your part to stop this dangerous consumerism trend by supporting environmentally progressive leaders like Hugo Chavez and Robert Mugabe, and their programs for sustainable low-impact ecolabor camps.
Sadly, only #9 comes close to addressing a real threat to our way of life - more Tom Cruise movies.
Posted by Vox at January 27, 2009 08:44 AM | politics