November 07, 2006

Britney Wakes Up...

...realizes shes a celebrity, dumps the baggage.

It was too long coming, and I feel bad for those kids, but this may be the best chance they have at a reasonable life.

Posted by Vox at November 7, 2006 02:57 PM | celebrities
Comments

My favorite part...in the filing, she has requested the respective parties pay their own court costs. Ha!

Posted by: Stacy at November 7, 2006 03:47 PM

I for one am shocked, shocked I say, who is next Jessica Simpson and Nick....oh wait.

Posted by: Thomas at November 7, 2006 04:11 PM

How is it that the rest of us can see trouble coming in these relationships long before the people actually involved in them can see it? I'm not a big Matt Damon guy, but he said that one secret to a successful celebrity marriage is for there to be only one celebrity in the marriage.

Posted by: Special Agent Johnny Utah at November 7, 2006 04:35 PM

Damon's advice didn't work for Briney....

Doh!

Posted by: Vox at November 7, 2006 04:43 PM

Vox, that is cold. And probably the funniest thing I have heard this week! :D

Posted by: Thomas at November 8, 2006 08:49 AM

As far as I'm concerned she's a slut who stole K-Fed's sperm, had her two trophy kids, and dumped him to the curb.

Posted by: Macker at November 9, 2006 07:27 PM