September 14, 2006

The Suri Triangle

I love the Suri is Chris Klein's baby theory for a number of reasons, mostly because it covers the necessary bases. All the strange facets of the Cruise/Holmes story and Suri's birth are explained away. Brilliant!

Even better, though, is the Josh Harnett is Suri's daddy theory.

remember she dated him briefly between chris and tom. if it were chris' she might be inclined to go back to him because of their relationship, but she hardly new josh. [sic]
Especially when you look at the pictures - she looks nothing like Cruise, could "conceivably" be Klein's with those eyes - but check out her little Hartnett nose.

Posted by Vox at September 14, 2006 11:04 PM | TrackBack | celebrities
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