September 24, 2004

Looney Left

Proving she has less common sense than one of her luxury cars, Teresa Heinz Kerry puts herself firmly in the conspiracy buffs camp: "I wouldn't be surprised if [bin Laden] appeared in the next month," Heinz Kerry exclaimed.

Also, showing her firm grasp of the tax system, Heinz Kerry told the crowd that "she was embarrassed to receive tax cuts and believes they should be rolled back to pay for education, health care, and lowering the deficit." Whip out that checkbook, Tah-Ra-zuh - you can give the government all the money you want. Trust me, if you feel like paying more taxes, they won't complain.

Posted by Vox at September 24, 2004 10:44 AM | politics