February 25, 2004

Random Late Night Humor

Gleaned from NewsMax

Kilborn

  • It was a big weekend for the candidates. President Bush talked about the improving economy. John Kerry emphasized his war record. Ralph Nader talked about an article he wrote one time about a toaster that explodes.
  • Howard Dean has dropped out of the presidential race. He never recovered from that early disaster – the Al Gore endorsement.

Leno

  • [Feb 23th?]Operation Desert Storm began on this date in 1991. You remember Desert Storm. That was the popular war against Iraq that left Saddam Hussein in power and was considered a success. As opposed to the recent unpopular war against Iraq, which removed Hussein from power, freed the Iraqis and is considered a complete failure.
  • Some sad news: One of President Bush’s dogs, "Spot," was put to sleep over the weekend; he was 15 and had a series of strokes. He was the second-most-famous spot at the White House ... that wasn’t evidence
  • The Democratic primary comes down to John Edwards, who is worth $50 million, and John Kerry, who married a woman worth $500 million. So it's a classic battle between the haves and the really haves.
  • I thought this was weird – today Saddam Hussein said he doesn’t think America is any safer now that Howard Dean is no longer a candidate.

Letterman

  • The Democratic campaign is heating up. It’s looking like the nominee will be John Kerry. The only way John Kerry can sink now is with an Al Gore endorsement.

Posted by Vox at February 25, 2004 01:58 PM | humor
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