February 11, 2004

Oh Captain, My Captain

Meant to link this earlier, Lori's 100 reasons that Kirk is better than Picard

Some of my favorites:

  • 91. Diplomacy for Kirk is a phaser and a smirk.
  • 77. Kirk wasn't shy about taking his shirt off --even around those pesky Yeomans.
  • 76. Kirk would never waste a holodeck on something stupid like Dixon Hill.
  • 65. Kirk's first officer NEVER tells him to stay on the bridge.
  • 59. Kirk is not politically correct.
  • 45. If Kirk finds a strange spinning probe, he blows it up.
  • 29. Kirk appreciates Shakespeare, but he doesn't let it show.
  • 22. The Klingons didn't have a word for surrender -- until they met Kirk.
  • 8. Kirk doesn't test the engines -- he just fires them up.
  • 7. When Kirk says "Boldly Go," he MEANS it.

Go read them all - she's got some beauties.

Posted by Vox at February 11, 2004 12:22 AM | general