This is what's happening in my neighborhood:
I feel for the people who have been displaced. However, you just can't miss the fact that, in spite of an earth shaking explosion, the only injuries sustained were by a girl who burned her feet running across the parking lot. Apparently the burns were pretty serious - ouch - but she is expected to recover.
That's brisk, baby!
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This is also worth keeping in mind when you are thinking of taking your dog for a walk - don't burn their little feet.